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[ursawhiner]

Hey, you've reached Dipper Pines! I can't talk right now, but leave any questions and information after the beep and I'll get back to you. Hopefully.

Comments

[glitterateur]

Luckily that's the old you! The smellier you.

[ursawhiner]

There are other things that are different now! Like, I'm probably taller than I was before.

[glitterateur]

Do you think we're the same height now?!

[ursawhiner]

We should get Grunkle Stan to check for us.

...Do you think Bill is my height now, or the height I was when I got possessed?

[glitterateur]

I hope it's the second one! Then it's one more way to tell you guys apart. I hope he hasn't learned about sleeping.

[ursawhiner]

He might just keep going until he accidentally falls asleep. Like a puppy.

[glitterateur]

An evil puppy that wants to destroy the world. That's his thing, right? He's not just after the journals?

[ursawhiner]

That, or he wants to bring chaos to our dimension. Rule over it, maybe?

[glitterateur]

That's so creepy, eughhh. A triangle overlord!

[ursawhiner]

That's why we have to stop him! He was never supposed to come into our world.

[glitterateur]

Then Gideon went and summoned him! Why's he always have to ruin everything?!

[ursawhiner]

Some people are just ruiners. I guess Gideon's one of them.

...Can't believe you dated that guy.

[glitterateur]

I didn't know he'd get obsessed with me! I just wanted a makeover buddy!

[ursawhiner]

See, Ken has great hair and he isn't totally crazy.

[glitterateur]

[Oh, Dipper. You're in so deep.]

Yeah... Ken's basically perfect, right?

[ursawhiner]

I dunno, he has a giant head monster. And he still doesn't trust me, for some reason...

[Back to bummertown.]

[glitterateur]

The head monster sounds pretty cool, though? And it's not like we haven't run into weirder junk!

[She pats his shoulder. Sincere pat! Pat pat.]

He totally trusts you. He wouldn't have told you about his head monster if he didn't!

[ursawhiner]

It's basically a Pokemon inside his head.

I just don't know why he wouldn't tell me about his boyfriend!

[glitterateur]

Head pokemon are a really personal thing! [She sighs.] Look, Ken's not great at stuff that isn't about fighting or being responsible. Maybe he just doesn't understand how he's supposed to tell people! Or he worried it was going to bring you down if he told you.

[ursawhiner]

Why would it bring me down? I'd be happy for him.

[There isn't a lot of conviction in his voice...]

[glitterateur]

Uh, no you wouldn't. Remember what happened when Mermando told me he was getting married? I tried to erase my own memories, Dipper.

[ursawhiner]

That's different! You thought you were in love with Mermando!

[glitterateur]

I-- okay wow I didn't think anything! And it's not different at all, dummy!

[ursawhiner]

Unless Ken's secretly a mermaid, then yeah, it's totally different!

[glitterateur]

It is not! You're jealous of Ken's boyfriend because you like him!

[So much for worrying about being hasty.]