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[ursawhiner]

Hey, you've reached Dipper Pines! I can't talk right now, but leave any questions and information after the beep and I'll get back to you. Hopefully.

Comments

[ursawhiner]

Kaneda said Ken told him. And Kaneda said Ken's always dropping his boyfriend off at class or whatever.

[glitterateur]

But you've never seen him over at the house? And Kaneda's never actually met him?

[ursawhiner]

We tried to do a stake-out once and I fell down a bunch of stairs.

[glitterateur]

I was wondering what happened.... [Which only makes the entire thing more fishy. Dipper solved a waxy murder once! And he can't even figure out who Ken's dating? Nope. There's something else going on here.]

Hmm. Hmmmm. Okay! You know what, just leave it to me.

[ursawhiner]

--What are you planning? Do I need to warn Ken?

[glitterateur]

There's nothing to warn Ken about! [He's just getting a nice text message.] I might interrogate Kaneda, though. So I might need to borrow your conspiracy lamp.

[ursawhiner]

It's not-- it's just a regular lamp!

[glitterateur]

Okay well I'm borrowing your regular lamp to get to the bottom of this.

[ursawhiner]

Please don't interrogate Ken.

[glitterateur]

I would never interrogate Ken!

[She's going to interrogate Ken.]

[ursawhiner]

Right. Seriously, don't ask him about his boyfriend. We're not supposed to know about him.

[glitterateur]

Yeah uh huh secret boyfriend got it.

[ursawhiner]

Mabel.

[He already knows it's a lost cause.]