IC Contact

[ursawhiner]

Hey, you've reached Dipper Pines! I can't talk right now, but leave any questions and information after the beep and I'll get back to you. Hopefully.

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[voicemail]

[moneyballer]

[After clearing his throat, uttered with a good deal of guilt:]

Uh, listen man.

About last night-

[And then, with more fervor and worry:]

Dude. It was a total accident, I didn't mean-

[Now the yelling:]

It's not like my sister and I ever had sex! She isn't even hot!

[Why is this where the message cuts off...]

[ursawhiner]

[Luckily for Asher's dignity, Dipper's just going to pretend that this entire thing never happened. Voicemail immediately gets deleted and he tries to forget anything ever happened. Time to put his face in a kitten until he feels better.]