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[ursawhiner]

Hey, you've reached Dipper Pines! I can't talk right now, but leave any questions and information after the beep and I'll get back to you. Hopefully.

Comments

[ursawhiner]

Huh.

[Dipper looks considering for a moment, before his smile turns a bit sly.]

...Maybe you've shrunk. I've heard that happens.

[amadaman]

I will hide all of your books.

[ursawhiner]

I dunno... there's enough of them that you might fall over trying to lift them all.

[amadaman]

Then I guess I'll just have to stop hanging out with you because you make me feel so short.

[ursawhiner]

Can you feel short when you're just actually short?

[amadaman]

... You know.

I'm actually starting to feel really self conscious of my height now.

[ursawhiner]

Just drink uh... milk? You won't be this size forever.

[amadaman]

I drank a carton of milk a day when I was in Iwatodai...

[ursawhiner]

Milk is supposed to be pretty important. Strong bones and stuff.

Do you not like it, or something?

[amadaman]

No, I mean. A carton. Like a quart-sized carton a day.

[ursawhiner]

...A day? How did you not throw up? That's a ton of milk!

[amadaman]

I got sick a lot but you can never tell if it's Tartarus or lactose poisoning. Is it lactose poisoning if it's too much milk? Does milk even have a lethal component?

[ursawhiner]

[Dipper opens his mouth, then closes it.]

I mean, too much of anything is bad for you. But I think you can only have a reaction to lactose if you're already lactose intolerant.

[amadaman]

I did get stomachaches sometimes but I think if I was intolerant I'd have been even more sick so I guess not. It was all Tartarus. Because everything about that place was horrible. [It was dark and bloody and they ran a lot and fought a lot and kept shooting monsters out of their heads]