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[ursawhiner]

Hey, you've reached Dipper Pines! I can't talk right now, but leave any questions and information after the beep and I'll get back to you. Hopefully.

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[ursawhiner]

Great uncle. It's just easier to say.

[He's explained this soooo many times.]

[matadorable]

oh!
he's another family member.
that's great. you're really lucky, huh?

[ursawhiner]

Yeah! I mean, my sister was here a long time without me, so...

[He still feels pretty guilty about it.]

[matadorable]

how long has she been here?
if it's okay to ask

[ursawhiner]

Over a year.
It's okay, though. We're together now.

[matadorable]

[Over a year?

That takes a minute to sink in, and it takes even longer for Manolo to compose his next message.]

i'm glad.
you sound like a good [is Dipper a boy or a girl, he has no idea....] sibling.

is that who mabel is?
your sister?

[ursawhiner]

I still feel bad that she was here all by herself and I didn't even know.
Anyways, yeah, she's my twin sister.

[matadorable]

that's understandable.
she's your family.
i'm sure she doesn't blame you, though.

[ursawhiner]

She named a pig after me.

[matadorable]

i'd take that as a compliment!
pigs are really smart, you know?

[ursawhiner]

Dipper Dos is great.
I just mean she missed me that much.

[matadorable]

oh.
i'm sorry to hear it was so hard on her.

[ursawhiner]

Like I said, we're together now.
With lots of pigs. And kittens.

[matadorable]

hey, even better!
you like animals a lot, then?

[ursawhiner]

I guess so.
Animals just kind of happened to us.

[matadorable]

strays?

[ursawhiner]

Superpowers.
I sneeze kittens and my sister has shapeshifting pigs.

[matadorable]

[...what.]

wow
sneezing kittens sounds painful

[ursawhiner]

They don't actually come out of my nose!

[matadorable]

so they just
appear
when you sneeze?

[ursawhiner]

That's about it, yeah.

[matadorable]

[That's adorable...but also kind of problematic for other reasons.]

does it happen a lot?
what do you do with all of them?

[ursawhiner]

Uh
our pet owl was kind of eating them for awhile?

[matadorable]

[....OH MY GOD. THOSE POOR KITTENS.]

you fed them to your owl???

[Yes, owls have to eat too, he knows this, but kittens? Really?]

[ursawhiner]

Not on purpose!
We thought Owlfonso was magical!