Agent Dippy Fresh Pines (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ursawhiner) wrote2015-04-12 05:14 pm
ursawhiner) wrote2015-04-12 05:14 pm
Cool! Sounds great! I'll um, wear my best vest.
[He only owns one vest. At least until Mabel presents him with the festive sweater vest she's been working on.]
[He only owns one vest. At least until Mabel presents him with the festive sweater vest she's been working on.]
Okay. I'll make sure to keep my schedule open.
Pretty good! Christmas was nice and I
went on a date
went on a date
Dip, pick up. It's Glitch. I need to know you're safe.
[ Okay, maybe that was a little too curt, but he's kind of panicking so he'll send a second one just as quick ]
Because there was a thing, on the network, some people got nabbed. Call me back.
Because there was a thing, on the network, some people got nabbed. Call me back.
[ Okay, still no response, now he's freaking out worse. ]
Dipper! Answer! Stop making out with Ken or whatever and fucking call!
Dipper! Answer! Stop making out with Ken or whatever and fucking call!
[ SHIT, SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ]
Dipper, I fucking swear-! If you don't-!
PLEASE PICK UP!
Dipper, I fucking swear-! If you don't-!
PLEASE PICK UP!
[ Yeah, after looking around and having left twenty other messages...
fuck...now this is familiar. Completely helpless all over again... ]
I'm gonna find you, Dip.
I won't let them hurt you....
even if I have to kill your captors.
fuck...now this is familiar. Completely helpless all over again... ]
I'm gonna find you, Dip.
I won't let them hurt you....
even if I have to kill your captors.
DIPPER CAN YOU HEAR ME
use your telepathy text powers I KNOW YOU HAVE THOSE!!!
use your telepathy text powers I KNOW YOU HAVE THOSE!!!
[Dipper gives an audible shriek as Mabel's voice (??) transmits into his head. Is he getting possessed again? But why would they use Mabel's voice? Either way, SUSPICIOUS.]
Get out of my head! You can't trick me using my sister!
Get out of my head! You can't trick me using my sister!
no dipper it's really me!!!
our powers let us talk to the network and our voicemails using our brains
I'll prove it
in third grade you left your lucky kung fu chameleon lunchbox at home on the same day we were going on a field trip to the zoo and you almost got eaten by angry peacocks
our powers let us talk to the network and our voicemails using our brains
I'll prove it
in third grade you left your lucky kung fu chameleon lunchbox at home on the same day we were going on a field trip to the zoo and you almost got eaten by angry peacocks
Those peacocks had it in for me!
ohmygosh Mabel are you okay? You didn't get captured, right?
ohmygosh Mabel are you okay? You didn't get captured, right?
nope!! it was you and stan and pacifica and bull and like a ton of other people
but we're gonna come and get you guys!! if you're really in space don't let stan try to break out or start a prison riot or anything
but we're gonna come and get you guys!! if you're really in space don't let stan try to break out or start a prison riot or anything
All I can tell is that we're in some kind of big metal cell.
...Stan is planning something, but I don't know what. So far he's been doing the useless old man thing.
...Stan is planning something, but I don't know what. So far he's been doing the useless old man thing.
good!! that way he can sneak up and punch the guards when he has to
are you okay?? metal mystery jail has to be way worse than gravity falls jail
are you okay?? metal mystery jail has to be way worse than gravity falls jail
It kind of sucks being in jail without you. I kind of went nuts trying to find you.
Don't do anything crazy, okay?
Don't do anything crazy, okay?
you've been to jail more than me now!! so
that's
cool I guess [No it's not it's the worst.]
everybody keeps telling me not to do something crazy but you guys are maybe kidnapped in space!!
I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to find you guys and if that ends up being a crazy thing then that's what I'm gonna do and nobody's gonna stop me!!!!!!!!!
that's
cool I guess [No it's not it's the worst.]
everybody keeps telling me not to do something crazy but you guys are maybe kidnapped in space!!
I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to find you guys and if that ends up being a crazy thing then that's what I'm gonna do and nobody's gonna stop me!!!!!!!!!
I don't think we're in space. Pretty sure???
Seriously, don't do anything without talking to great uncle Ford. There's a war happening!
[Dipper for some reason still thinks Ford is a responsible adult.]
Seriously, don't do anything without talking to great uncle Ford. There's a war happening!
[Dipper for some reason still thinks Ford is a responsible adult.]
good because I don't think the waddleses can turn into a spaceship
of course I'm gonna talk to him!! he wants to find you guys too he's really worried
I think he's even worried about stan
once we rescue you guys they might even HUG
of course I'm gonna talk to him!! he wants to find you guys too he's really worried
I think he's even worried about stan
once we rescue you guys they might even HUG
Maybe they'll pat each other on the back or shake hands or something.
You're not doing this alone, right? Are you doing a cool team-up?
You're not doing this alone, right? Are you doing a cool team-up?
I'll take a back pat!!
oh yeah ken's gonna help
he's super intense about it you have the BEST boyfriend
oh yeah ken's gonna help
he's super intense about it you have the BEST boyfriend
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